Lol vote :D

tatad vote par labako Family Guy izteicienu
1) "You\'d better watch who you\'re calling a child, Lois. Because if
I\'m a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I\'ll be
damned if I\'m gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin
2)
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass." - Peter Griffin

3) "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at
this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" -
Stewie Griffin (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house)

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4)
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time." - Glen Quagmire

5) "I\'ve got an idea--an idea so smart that my head
would explode if I even began to know what I\'m talking about." - Peter
Griffin

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6)
"Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi"- Stewie

7) "Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn\'t do it, I almost didn\'t do
it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it.
I went for it and I\'m so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth
it." - Stewie Griffin (after tripping Peter Grifin)
8)
"Because you touch yourself at night" - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died

9)
"I\'m not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won\'t learn anything." - Brian

10)
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I\'ll give you a hint. It\'s in my diaper and it\'s not a toaster." - Stewie Griffin